2000-12-16 06:00:14 I bet you never heard this before, or maybe you have: "I used to be a guy, but now I am a girl!!" Wouldn't that be a fun icebreaker? So you're at a party or someone is hitting on you at a bar and the person asks, "So, what do you do?" And they mean to ask what your profession is. And you reply, "I'm a girl." (or guy, if you're a guy, it works both ways) And they will be baffled. And you explain to them that it is your 24 hour occupation to be a girl. The conversation will dwindle and the person will walk away. But he will inevitably come back later when he's had more to drink and will attempt to ply you with drinks and find out more about this mysterious creature with the eyelashes who cannot possibly resist his sweaty, dangling forelock. "So... what did you do before?" Trying to rephrase the original question as to trick you when your guard is down. "I was a guy." It would be fun to change gender willy nilly. It would also be fun to use the word "willy nilly" a lot throughout the day. And at inappropriate times or with a totally strange meaning. "How're those stocks, Bob?" "Ehhh, willy nilly." *sneeze* "I can't believe she went to the party without me. What a willy nilly." You can come up with better sentences, I'm sure. |
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