toolatetoolate - 2014-06-29
the adventure begins - 2011-10-13
goodbye ghost of 2010 - 2011-01-01
new year's detectives - 2010-12-31
air quote invasion - 2010-02-12
when the soldiers come next - 2009-03-21
magazines for killers - 2007-10-25
return to the sea - 2007-02-10
would you just stay gone - 2007-01-27
his moustache kisses used to scratch - 2006-08-13
come to the lab!!1! - 2006-01-29
personal touches - 2005-11-01
cold face defies pajamas - 2005-10-26
late for the ceremony - 2005-10-19
ringtone chrysalis - 2005-10-12
buried p.i. - 2005-08-16
it just went walking somewhere - 2005-02-28
sorry we took everything - 2005-02-23
flapping smells like basements - 2005-02-13
never been there, but I hear it sucks - 2005-01-23
delivered by hand - 2005-01-22
on voyages, bring snacks of your own - 2005-01-17
on the doorstep, a silent surprise - 2004-12-21
crossing over to beakless - 2004-12-02
news, in a letter format: newsletter - 2004-11-21
never went up - 2004-11-10
not scared, just confused - 2004-11-05
are you even still visiting? - 2004-10-17
knuckles of both hands each say "love" - 2004-10-12
magick-ick-ick - 2004-09-07
what we're going to do when we're dead - 2004-08-23
lacking all the qualities of a nice pond - 2004-08-06
borrowed splendor - 2004-08-03
giant ants burning at night - 2004-08-01
sorry, laika - 2004-06-28
everyone has probably left by now - 2004-04-16
lonely on rooftops by the waterfront - 2004-03-14
this private eye thing isn't working out - 2004-02-23
they trade teeth out there - 2004-01-24
no umbrellas strong enough - 2003-12-07
fiction borrows nonfiction's shirt and gets it stained - 2003-11-30
the risks that might be involved - 2003-11-11
not sleepy - 2003-11-04
what's so funny about - 2003-10-10
at the fountain, they let you win - 2003-09-20
tick tock, luggage packed - 2003-09-19
waiting for floating - 2003-09-09
a flower blooms in violence - 2003-08-06
laughing, hard to breathe - 2003-07-22
join our club - 2003-07-07
a guest stops time in grief - 2003-06-30
rich, bored, soap - 2003-06-02
pick me pick me - 2003-05-21
please more sugar - 2003-05-02
the sound of zippers - 2003-04-13
green grass, a horrible garden - 2003-04-04
they dig - 2003-03-20
amnesty - 2003-03-11
in the trenches, rot sets in - 2003-02-20
the results so far - 2003-02-14
at sea, shoes, spelling errors - 2003-02-10
shhhhhh - 2003-01-30
cruise line beauty - 2003-01-16
smoke spy - 2003-01-06
gems of unlikely origin - 2002-12-17
dreamlike education - 2002-12-04
metal men move in - 2002-11-07
new shoes - 2002-10-03
invisible roommates - 2002-09-27
fleeing - 2002-09-22
children of the bat - 2002-09-11
tidbit - 2002-09-06
ethics, I am a champion - 2002-09-03
apartment cleaning trigger - 2002-08-15
the blind king - 2002-07-31
closes his nictating membranes and sees the past - 2002-07-24
beginnings - frogs & crowns - 2002-07-19
what happened? - 2002-07-09
out for a walk - 2002-07-09
seeds - 2002-06-26
long ago, a nymph - 2002-06-24
the honeymoon recap - 2002-06-17
invasion of the righteous - 2002-06-04
good eggs - 2002-05-31
we're just babies, man. just babies. - 2002-05-28
not for small children/hot lips - 2002-05-23
Carrie carries conches constantly - 2002-05-19
never technically said "I'll destroy you all" - 2002-04-17
the comic strip - 2002-04-14
voyeurism as revenge - 2002-04-02
tired of being woken up at 4:30 a.m. - 2002-03-21
sack-o-stories - 2002-03-11
an open "letter" for the giant food corporation - 2002-03-10
more lobsters and the cleaning of ears - 2002-03-08
creamer, crustaceans - 2002-03-07
ants in the cans - 2002-03-06
werephone - 2002-02-24
a telegram from the sea - 2002-02-21
damn the UPS man - 2002-02-20
back from escape - 2002-02-19
a nap - 2002-02-15
progress proceeds apace - 2002-02-14
a major undertaking caused by isolation - 2002-02-13
a literally bugged phone, amusement - 2002-02-12
the prospect of escalation - 2002-02-11
like a wrecking ball - 2002-02-08
financial angel - 2002-02-06
analogies, a second wallet - 2002-02-06
ant-eater - 2002-02-05
rest, relaxation, the tightening of wounds - 2002-02-04
loo-kite, some bleeding - 2002-02-01
yogurt, an anthill. is this amusing? - 2002-01-31
money to be made from the dead, there is - 2002-01-30
angelic sneakers, heavenly pumps - 2002-01-29
i said, zero percent fancy - 2001-10-23
more band names - 2001-09-20
two band names - 2001-09-06
this will be laughing week - 2001-07-10
the noncooker's guide to not cooking - 2001-05-23
I have a pet now - 2001-04-16
a joke - 2001-04-02
change and ham - 2001-01-29
bar soap is for dopes - even more so on ropes - 2000-12-27
yes, resolutions ideal - 2000-12-20
willy boy nilly girl - 2000-12-16
consumerism is me - 2000-11-28
ketchup for your beans - 2000-11-17
my footprints are backwards - 2000-11-07
things I learned - 2000-08-31
good night, good night, good night - 2000-06-12
kinky kinkos - 2000-06-10
mysteron, arden, driving - 2000-06-09
theme songs, britney, liarydan, - 2000-06-08
94 dairies, i'm special, a 0 bet - 2000-06-07
PANTS PANTS PANTS - 2000-06-06
nor'easter. goofus & gallant - 2000-06-06
the urine story - 2000-06-05
pizza on mustard, yo - 2000-06-03
NG - 2000-06-03
SFG - 2000-06-03
mead, inside (sic) john malkovich - 2000-06-02
melted candy, web audio, alice - 2000-06-02
dairies I like - all time
paper moon diary. george saunders - paper moon diary. george saunders
imspecial, therapy, some stuff I'd prefer - 2000-06-01
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