1. I put gas in the van.

2. I put on 80 lbs. of gold chains.

3. I hooked the snow-blower engine up to the tennis-ball launcher.

4. I told a kid to stay in school.

5. I held my breath for 12 minutes in order to slip past the guards.

6. I turned off the alarms.

7. I waited for you and realized the Valentine's Day card you gave me got wet in my pocket, what with the guards and the stealth and all.

8. I disabled the laser sensor with bubble gum. It was grape flavor.

9. I waited for the rest of the team to arrive so we could (quietly) exchange high-fives.

10. I posted this list. I stayed quiet. I remembered my vows to oppose evil. I did all this at one time, so it counts as one thing.