2004-10-12 10:48 p.m. 1. I put gas in the van. 2. I put on 80 lbs. of gold chains. 3. I hooked the snow-blower engine up to the tennis-ball launcher. 4. I told a kid to stay in school. 5. I held my breath for 12 minutes in order to slip past the guards. 6. I turned off the alarms. 7. I waited for you and realized the Valentine's Day card you gave me got wet in my pocket, what with the guards and the stealth and all. 8. I disabled the laser sensor with bubble gum. It was grape flavor. 9. I waited for the rest of the team to arrive so we could (quietly) exchange high-fives. 10. I posted this list. I stayed quiet. I remembered my vows to oppose evil. I did all this at one time, so it counts as one thing. |
1. today is nice 3. happy yesterdays 8. thanks for hosting 4. doing other things |
(Proof that I am the only one reading.) |