2004-11-21 5:08 p.m. ymi/ttto Newsletter Vol. 3 Welcome, one and all, and thank you for the continuing success that is "truly truly truly outrageous" (pun intended)!!! We have had a kick-ass year in the maintaining-a-website department! And we couldn't have done it without all of you! Keep up the downloading! Keep up the peer-to-peering! Keep sending us travelogues from your international vacations where you explore the pyramids, fight a mummy, then find that the mummy was actually in the employ of the tour group you were with! And you totally broke his nose! It's being added to your bill! We at ymi/ttto enterprises would like to send a truly truly heartfelt thank you to all of you. We couldn't have done it without you. Okay, actually, we could have. We do, in fact, do all of this without you. But you have an important role to play as well. You are supposed to read. Everything. Including these words. Coming this year! Membership badges! Pledge drives! Secret handshakes! Candid photos of celebrities! A study of the so-called Face-sitting Dialectic! Instructions for how to build a simple household robot that sits on your desk & waves with a sad expression on its face! A surplus of exclamation points! Please remember: you are all made out of water and as such, the sun hates you. With all the LOVE in the WORLD, The Management |
1. today is nice 3. happy yesterdays 8. thanks for hosting 4. doing other things |
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