2000-03-30 14:26:33 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! OKAY!!!! it's out of my system. i'm back on track. oh dairy, have I told you about the secret light? if you ever come to boston you should check it out. it's the street light on mass ave, nearish to symphony, right across the street from the post office. crossing mass ave can be a hairy experience. lots of people like to just run in front of traffic, but i happen to know for a fact that most people who drive in boston are total fucking maniac jerks who don't give a shit about your so-called life. so i like to not run in front of traffic and hope for the best and play the odds. but waiting for the light to change sucks too! but but but this one light, the secret light I call it, you press the button, and immediately the light changes to yellow, then red, and the walk sign lights up and you can cross. this doesn't sound very amazing, but i'm not exaggerating that you press the button and the light changes instantaneiously. every single time, sweartofuckinggod. it's like it's programmed wrong or some shit. it's neato. I had a wicked healthy lunch today, dairy. york peppermint patty. not healthy, you say? read the label, bitch! no cholesterol = healthy! so shove it. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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