2000-03-28 12:27:34 hey dairy, I had a question. who's the coolest most handsomest and original boy in the world? oh, right. it's ME, BITCH! because my package from ilovecheese just arrived. and i'm styling, totally xtreme styling in my behold the power of cheese baseball hat! rock steady! now settle down, settle down, i have not given up my punk rock anti-establishment ways. sit back down, i say. yes I go through great pains to not by t-shirts and jackets with big logos emblazoned on them, and yes I wish I could just be vegan b/c I know it's now it's enslavement to have these cheese-producing animals, but i'm sorry, i'm sorry, cheese is really really good, I really really like it, and a hat with a cheese wedge on it is AOK in my book, so there. it's wicked cool and I look wickedly handsome, so just love me for who I am. a cheese-logo wearing sexy MF. in other news, my socks and shoes got all wet in the rain puddles this morning, and my feet itch now. I wish I had a pair of cheese-logo socks! that would be neato! and finally I need to unburden myself, I need your help, dairy. a wierdly high percentage of my dreams lately involve me being a member of a boy band. either I'm part of nsync (sometimes), or i'm part of the backstreet boys (rarely) or I'm in a band that consists of members of each (usually). the other night me and the nsync boys were undercover spies on a russian warship. I guess we showed those commies a thing or two? what the fuck was that dream about? lov eyou lots k thank you very much & credits music: |
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