2000-03-28 09:52:39 my pants are wet. I was soaked 5 minutes after I left the house this morning. also, my socks are wet. as are my shoes, which surround my socks. also. this morning on CHiPs, Jon and Ponch pulled over H.R. Pufnstuf. He was driving a hatchback. It must have been some wierd form of 70's corporate synergy? I do not know. Luckily, the fact that they pulled Pufnstuf over allowed them to capture the shrubbery burglars red-handed. also, I got my tax refund. USA! USA! USA! USA! also. amber has funny jokes on her page. this is my kind humor. this reminds me of some jokes that Rosalie's 4-year old cousin told me, which I love, because kids totally get something about humor that most adults do not. Because she likes the joke about time flying, just for different reasons. Q:Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? Q:Why did the boy throw the giraffe out the window? Q:Why did the girl throw a silverware out the window? Q:Why did the boy throw a lamppost out the window? these are the jokes. I will be here all week. and all day. oh and I forgot to mention OF COURSE I watched some of the chickenhead hewitt as audrey hepburn movie last night. of COURSE I would not miss that. it was so fucking boring. and she has the wierdest head movements. all those p05 punks do. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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