2000-03-22 09:49:25 dear dairy: I know this sounds crazy, but I swear every word is true. You see, these two girls live in the apartment across the hall from me. They are buxom blondes. They are airline flight attendants. From Sweden. You know what I'm talking about. Well, anyways, the other day, one of them brushed up against me in the hall, and invited me over for "dinner." Well! I couldn't believe. So last night, I go over there, and it was AMAZING!!! It turns out they are excellent conversationalists, and the shrimp scampi was delish. I have to go over there again, so I can get that recipe. ladies and gentlemen: the world's longest link. and I have fuck all else to tell you. I am stressed out. I am snoring, for the first time. I am stealing covers. I am doing the things that the restless, the stressed, do. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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