2006-01-29 5:29 p.m. oh my god you missedit but i'll totally bring you up to date. remember how i told you that all my friends totally decided to become scientists this year? it's been awesome because the grants keep coming. i think it's because we draw our own little cartoons on the grant applications in the margins like sergio aragones in mad magazine. we also put stickers and funny pictures cut from magazines in the envelope when we send it in. grant committees love the hell outo f us. andy made a machine that pokes holes in walls that lead to wafer-thin dimensions that exist for fractions of a second. they don't exist for long enough to even throw a balled up piece of paper in there to see where it goes. but it does leave a hole in our wall. grant money gets spent on lots of wall plaster. andy is also strting a band so if you still play the bass you should call him. he's cute too. steve came up with a machine that knits skin. He's already made body-body suits for deep sea divers that let them survive great pressures while looking like celebrities. we got licensing deals from top celebrities by writing to them with letters full of compliments with cartoons in the margins. i know you thought that because home ec ws your best subject that that meant you had to marry billy nad then have some kids but you can totally have a career too. bring your kids. some of our best experiments have included kids. the money is good and we could finally be reunited since the first time since junior year study hall and WORLD LOOK OUT! seriously i'm not even kidding also we can design a machine that will shrink your fat ass! totally j/k it looks good on you1 give me a call at the lab. seriously babysitting isn't a problem just stop by. look for the building with no windows and electronic doors. you'll have to sign in and you'll get a badge. it'll be great |
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