2000-11-17 17:35:18 I don't have a kitchen. There is a kitchen downstairs that no one ever uses and I'd have to go down two floors to use it and have to carry all my cooking stuff which I don't really have much of anyway and when you're carrying cooking stuff, what if you run into someone on the stairs and they go, "Oh, you're cooking. Can I have some??" And of course you don't want to share what you cook with strangers you run into so why the hell even cook food? Just microwave. So I do. I microwave. I have a microwave. Today I microwaved beans. Beans make me think of Of Mice and Men. Have you read that book? I haven't. But I've seen the movie more than once. By Steinbeck. George I think. There are film editing machines called Steenbecks and this one guy kept calling it a Steinbeck and I finally had to correct him after the millionth time he said it or I would've had to punch him in the nose. So last night I soaked the beans. And then today I cooked them. They look pretty gross. I microwave rice too. The last rice batch I microwaved came out really nice. I bought rice from the health food store instead of using Uncle Ben's. Real rice is a lot better. Well duh. But if I did have a kitchen, I sure as hell would be eating better things than beans and rice with little packets of salt. |
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