2000-04-27 10:12:55 do you remember the guy who played "Visitor at Store" in the made-for-TV movie "Reform School Girl" back when in 1994? me neither. but he emailed this morning. he wants me to build him a website? I'm not sure why he emailed me. there are ten bugazillion people out there who basically dedicate their lives to building fanpages for actors. granted, it's not a fanpage if no one's heard of you, but still. it would be the same genre of website. it must be a scam? or a joke? or something? he said he would pay me whatever it costs. which maybe means "we'll agree to a sum, you'll make the site, and then you'll never hear from me again." but, hmmm. if he didn't pay you could just take the site down. unless he knew how to steal the html, in which case if he knows that wouldn't he know how to make the damn site himself? i'm all confused now. why do strange people attach themselves to me? (further reading on that subject). who calls themself "Johnny?" except for pornstars. not that I'm against building this guy a website. it would probably take 10 minutes, given the limited design skills I have. small skill set. small skill set. skall smill sket. speaking of johnny wadd and porn stars and penises, here's what happened this morning. ryan comes into my office and says "I need you to help me move something." (I know that's how porn movies start, but not this one. not mine.) anyways, i said "sure." he wanted to have me slide some computer server thingy (he gets this look on his face when i refer to computers as thingys. i don't know the lingo) under a bunch of other computer thingys. stackable hubs or something, whateverthefuck that means. so he lifts up these stackable (stacked, in fact) hubs and i start to slide the other one underneath, and they're all resting on a piece of wood on a shelf that's not really nailed down or anything. and as i'm sliding the thingy under the wood starts sliding off the shelf and moving and i'm worried the shelf will fall and everythign will drop and break, so i say: "Uh oh! we're losing our wood." ryan started laughing and almost dropped the stackable hubs. "that's never good," he said. he didn't end up dropping anything, though. and as far as I know, still, to this day, all the stackable hubs are nicely stacked on their little wooden shelf. in the little wooden house. in the middle of a little wooden forest. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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