2000-04-18 14:11:12 did you know that i'm a notary public? i'm surprised i don't mention it here every single damn day since i'm so proud of it. do you here me, dairyland? i heart being a notary public. my commission expires August 20, 2004. at my old job in real estate i used to get to notarize documents every day. sometimes i'd have to notarize 20 or more signatures at a time! can you believe it? those were the days. i had it good then, but of course i wished it all away. i blew it all to hell. now i'm at this internet job, and the internet doesn't have much use for an old notary like me. ayep, things just ain't the way they used to be. people used to respect the notaries within their communities. these days, these kids with their flash and their html and their e-solutions. they don't know what it was like, back then. i blame america. and tv. and the breakdown of family values. and the breakdown of the family values tour. and the internet. and internet simulcasts of the family values tour. anyways, someone here asked me to notarize something for them today! yay fun! i was glad to do it. i like using the stamp that makes the nice imprint on the paper that is all bumpy to touch. nice. do you need a notary? maybe if you do you can email me and make an old dog feel useful just one more time. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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