2000-04-18 09:36:59 also while we were in new york we happened to pass some big new store? called HM or H&M or something. anyways, I'd heard about. it's the new trendy place. and it looked it, big splashy mannequins, shiny metal, lights, etc. anyways my friend simone has been there and said it was very cool and cheap and hip and everything that i know nothing about. but the wierd thing is that there was a velvet rope at the door, and line going around the corner of people waiting to get in. like it was some kind of club. why the FUCK are people waiting on line for the chance to spend money on clothes? is there a sudden shortage of places in manhattan to spend money NO is this eastern europe NO are people idiots ... I was going to write about my father but decided not to. something else... oh yesterday I met a girl who builds guitars for a living. how is that for a neat job. she helped me with a punchline to a joke I couldn't remember. someone told me the joke in third grade, and I forget jokes pretty easily, I suck at telling jokes. but I thought I remembered the punchline. it turns out I did not. the punchline is as follows: "I got a duck for a fuck, a fuck for a buck, and I still got the fucking duck." a lot more people than I would have guessed remember this punchline. I guess it's one of those long set-up jokes. the kind where the person who invented it made up the punchline first, thought it was funny, and had to come up with an involved story to bring it to life. who invents jokes? here's a joke I like: "I went to the doctor, I said 'Doc, it hurts when I do this'. He said: 'It's probably arthritis'." do you like my jokes? do you like my tight sweater? are you nodding your head yes-wise? wink if you like my jokes. thank you. remind me to buy stamps later. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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