2000-04-11 09:33:55 holy moly, i have so much to tell you, dairy, that i think i won't end up telling you much at all. our new apartment is soooooooo beautiful. it's so better in ever way. I feel like the blinders are finally off my damn head. what was thinking, living in cambridge and somerville. jamaica plain, i have come to learn, is better in every respect. you mean there is a place where people are actually nice and when you move in the neighbors will come over and introduce themselves and offer to help and move their cars or whatever you like, instead of just hiding behind their curtains? yes! and you mean there is a town, a mystical magical town where none of the coffee shops are starbucks?? yes! you mean there's a town where you can go to the supermarket the stop and shop, mind you, and not only is there more than two ethnicities who shop there, but there are all different kinds of ethnic foods that you've never seen outside of a specialty shop before? in the fucking major supermarket? YES! people who live in cambridge and somerville are such sissies. NO OFFENSE to all my friends who live in cambridge and somerville, i love you all, but that shit is wack and you need to get on the stick and admit it. when i lived in cambridge and somerville i thought it was better than anywhere else, but i was wrong to think that. i now know i was wrong. it's like plato's fucking republic, goddman it!!!! no more cave for me. also, the couch and the boxspring had to be hoisted in through the window! yay for gentle giant. they rocked us in and out. also, one other moving anecdote. maybe two. but everything is still in boxes. it is impossible to find what i need. there was a frantic 30 min search last night for PANTS! that is why this morning is so neat. i found my backpack, and my cd player, but i wanted to listen to quasi on my way to work, and had no idea where it might be. so i said, well, i 'll just look in this one bag here, and fuck it if it's not there. so i opened the bag and the cd i wanted was sitting right on top. and there was light everywhere and angels singing and rubbing my head. also, the cat is still stressing, she spent most of yesterday under the tub or in the closet. but this morning she started purring again. also, confidential to smoocher: which is funnier: eleventeen or twenty-ten? also: which is funnier: slacks or trousers? also: which is funnier: knowing when to hold them, or knowing when to fold them? have you guys met smoocher? everyone, this is smoocher. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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