2003-11-04 8:23 p.m. deary diary, my sleep unit totally doesn't work. i was supposed to be froze until we go thtere and everyone else is still under glass but somehow mine got open and so i figgered id' \ check my emial before trying to see if there's anyone else around. the paretns said the trip was gonna take over 500 years but my watch is dead so i don't know what time it is. din't get email either, so all my friends are off the list. they could've had hundred s of years ot write but they couldn't?so fuck them. i haven't heard anyone else up and around except for the robots, but they were around when i went to slepe.how can i wake up so hungry and still hve it seem like my ass has doubled in size fromnot walking aruond? (note to kirsten who didn't email-- my ass StILL isn't as big as YOURs, chup!) here comes a robot now, doy doy! i'm a robot! bleep! would you like, like a beverage or smthn? I've been like dusting the nav for months and like i'm so bored so let me pour you some humany liquids, like quick, okay? ha ha ha. and I"m all like GET ME EIGHTEENN STAKES and POTATOESSSSS!! beep beep doy doy and it's off so that's coo. no fuckinn email. if any of you are reading this page, you r all bitches. hope i can figure otu how to get back to slepe and that i'm not stuck out here to get all old, haggy and dead before planetfall or some shit. more later, after staeks. |
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