2003-10-10 8:14 p.m. a. We were trying to come up with dick jokes. b. I know a few of those. a. Well we prolly heard those ones, that's why we were trying to come up with new ones. b. Have any luck? a. No. b. Oh. What are some of the ones that didn't work? a. Well, like, first we started with riddles, like ... How is a dick like a typewriter? b. Uh huh. a. And we're like... uhm, they work best in your mouth. b. Which isn't true. a. No. Or like-- b. What if you reversed it? "How is a dick not like a typewriter?" a. Nobody ever does "not like" riddles. Don't be stupid. b. Okay. a. Or we were like... "Manipulation with fingers produces results." b. Sounds like a technical manual. a. Yeah. It's not funny. Well, kinda-- b. No. a. -- right, no. b. So that's it? a. No, there was-- there was-- we tried puns. Funny names, we tried, but Dick is already a name, so... b. Puns. a. We were getting desperate. You remember that movie about the soccer team that crashes on a mountain with no food? Other than bags of peanuts from the plane, which run out quick? You remember how hungry they looked, that feral look? That's how we started looking, we were like... starving for a good dick joke. There had to be an undiscovered one out there. We were ... almost to the point of becoming dick joke cannibals or something ugly like that. b. Instead of the cool, collected dick joke scientists you had started out as. a. Dude, it was like... the lab coats were off and we were setting them on fire with a spit set up over it and the first dick joke that came along, even if it was an established dick joke, it was going to be devoured. b. You guys were ready to eat dick, is what you're saying. a. Yeah! Wait, no! Wait, was that a dick joke? b. Yeah, but an old one. a. It'll do, man. Say it again. b. No. a. Okay, then just be quiet. I'm going to just sit here with my eyes closed and enjoy the memory. b. Okay. But it was really more of an insult than a-- a. Shh. b. ... a. ... |
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