2003-05-21 5:38 p.m. b1. I would cook for you on our first date. Perhaps carpaccio with duck liver and ravioli pistou and something nice from my wine cellar. We could eat and get to know one another by candlelight. Okay, number 2. b2. I would take you to an amusement park. We could talk while waiting in line, but I believe you learn a lot about someone when you find out what they sound like when they scream on a roller coaster. b3. I think for our first date, if I had enough time, I could have a time machine ready to go back so we could, uh, fix some childhood trauma you'd like to see erased. Maybe. Find a lost favorite toy or-- or-- save you from an accident. b4. I thought-- sorry, I didn't think I was going to get called on. I thought there were only supposed to be three bachelors. But since I'm on the spot . . . I dunno. I know a good coffee shop. And then . . . sex? Maybe? I don't know. b5. I don't like long walks on the beach, but if you do, I'll go with. b6. I would take you to meet my parents. My father is a stage magician and has made an entire elephant disappear. My mother has a wooden leg. He once made her leg disappear and she had to get a wooden one. It's magic. But it totally works. b7. We could take my personal jet to Paris. I have current copies of six to eight women's interest magazines in my jet's seating area at all times, so you'll have plenty to read. When we arrive, I'll introduce you to everyone at the American embassy. We can play some poker with them and earn enough money to fuel up the plane and come back. If you don't like poker . . . ah, what the heck. I'll pay for the fuel myself. b8. Whatever you wanna do is cool. I'm cool. b9. Wherever we go, it would be nice if there were seats. 'Cause with all these bachelors, I've been standing the whole time. It'll be worth it if you go out with me. 's just my feet are tired, is all. |
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