today i joined the royal navy and i'm still like totally nervous the captain gibson will notice that i'm totally too young to be a member of his crew.

so far i had to haul hella rope all over the ship from the stern to the front part whatever you call it. doy, i don't know anything, i'm just a salty sailor, doy doy.

one of the sailors on board is cute (well like no duh or why would i come) and get this- he totally bathes every day even when it's cloudy. i was told by the bo'sun to paint some pitch on the front deck but i ended up putting pitch all over the boat while following this guy, who's calld patch!

that's not his real name (doy) but i don't know his real name yet but when i do i'll totally have it tattooed on my arm or up one leg and down the other if it's a long name.

okay, all this typing is upsetting the captain;s parrot and i'm on shift in just four hours so i should totally sleep so i'll type mroe later.

i hope this will be the trip i'll finally spill the guts of a landed noble on my shoes jsut to see the look on his face as i take his gold. he better have neough to buy me some new shoes lol. l8r.