2003-02-10 6:08 p.m. dear diary, today i joined the royal navy and i'm still like totally nervous the captain gibson will notice that i'm totally too young to be a member of his crew. so far i had to haul hella rope all over the ship from the stern to the front part whatever you call it. doy, i don't know anything, i'm just a salty sailor, doy doy. one of the sailors on board is cute (well like no duh or why would i come) and get this- he totally bathes every day even when it's cloudy. i was told by the bo'sun to paint some pitch on the front deck but i ended up putting pitch all over the boat while following this guy, who's calld patch! that's not his real name (doy) but i don't know his real name yet but when i do i'll totally have it tattooed on my arm or up one leg and down the other if it's a long name. okay, all this typing is upsetting the captain;s parrot and i'm on shift in just four hours so i should totally sleep so i'll type mroe later. i hope this will be the trip i'll finally spill the guts of a landed noble on my shoes jsut to see the look on his face as i take his gold. he better have neough to buy me some new shoes lol. l8r. |
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