2002-08-15 5:58 p.m. "When he hears the mesage I left on his answering machine, it will trigger the mental key sequence I instilled in him and he will have the whole apartment cleaned before I get home. He will destroy any obstacle that stands in the way of his accomplishing this task." "Don't you have a cat? What if-- What if it's laying in the way while he's vacuuming?" "..." "Did you think this plan out at all before using top secret departmental techniques on his subconscious?" "... I can always get a new cat." "What?" "It's not a pedigree or anything. I got it for free." |
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