2002-06-17
    10:08 p.m.

    The Cruise

    S: Just got back and let me tell you.

    H: It was amazing.

    S: Just amazing.

    H: We saw the sights...

    S: Got some sun.

    H: Sampled forbidden pleasures... ate human flesh...

    S: Oh stop! He's kidding, of course. We swam a lot.

    H: No, I'm serious, pumpkin.

    S: Oh stop.

    H: You stop... it was set out with the-- with the fruit.

    S: ...

    H: ...

    S: In the buffet, you mean.

    H: Yeah.

    S: No.

    H: I'm pretty sure, hon.

    S: It was probably venison. Or something.

    H: Remember? By Antigua, those Dutch tourists went missing?

    S: Or a sort of fish.

    H: A fish? A venison fish?

    S: Venison of the sea.

    H: ...

    S: Tuna is the chicken of the sea...

    H: So what's the venison of the sea? Mermaid?

    S: ...

    H: But we had fun though. Bickered, sure... we're getting pretty good at that.

    S: Really, it felt like finally we were really married.

    H: Oh my yes.

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