2002-02-12 5:18 p.m. I can't find my toothbrush. And they've bugged my phone. Literally. With bugs. Carefully squished and applied as a paste. There's the odd uncrushed antennae or leg so that I'm aware of what the paste used to be, but it's paste. Today's big idea: An amusement park that adds terror to rides by letting you fall asleep first. You climb into roller coasters that have soft pillowed roll bars that are heated to body temperature. You're given a blanket, the lights go off... and you're left there for an hour as the quiet sound of a beating heart plays over the intercom, to lull you. Then, when hi-tech sensors sense that the majority of riders are asleep, off she goes! People rocket out of drowsy states and into sheer panic as they drop several stories in a horrifying plunge towards the ground! Maybe, to help things along, the concessions would all be either fatty or laced with earl grey tea or something. |
1. today is nice 3. happy yesterdays 8. thanks for hosting 4. doing other things |
(Proof that I am the only one reading.) |