2002-02-08 5:22 p.m. If I had a wrecking ball, and I think I can get my hands on one, I'll be on easy street. Step one is you get a wrecking ball. With the big yellow machine attached for swinging it. You just got the ball, you got nothing. Then you get insured. Whatever insurance covers you in case you accidentally knock down the wrong building while you're on a job. Then, you knock down the wrong building on a job. Your first job, even. Collect the insurance, pay your debts, skim a little bit. There are thirty-eight insurance companies in this town and I can easily knock down thirty-eight buildings in a six month period, hopping from insurance company to insurance company. Also, I can sell insurance to people who don't want their buildings knocked over. Can I possibly be the first person to have ever thought of this? |
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