2002-02-01 2:18 p.m. My business sense is keen and now I have proof. Only a few days ago did I begin extolling the wonders of lucite, a plastic that encases and displays items better than anything else in the world. And now, just this morning, I've already been approached by "unsavory elements" about my idea. Two men of low character visited me this morning while I was in deep thought. They did not bother to knock on my door. Instead, they came directly into my bedroom/office. They made it known that if profits were in the works, that they demanded a piece of the action. The short one kept pronouncing it "loo-kite" and I would have had a harder time not laughing had I not been aided by repeated blows to my stomach and sternum by the taller gentleman. Actual corny dialogue heard this morning: 1. "We just wanna be pals, pally." 2. "It'd be a real shame if you ended up encased in loo-kite yourself, don'tcha think?" 3. "You're a real bleeder. You know that?" 4. "Shut up." 5. "You better change your tune. Or we'll change it for you." Man. Just like something out of a movie. |
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