2002-01-31 5:13 p.m. My worthless brother-in-law lives in San Francisco, California. Hey, here's a joke I heard: What's the difference between yogurt and California? Yogurt has an active culture. I don't get that joke. Other acceptable answers: 1. Puns based on the phrase "fruits on the bottom." 2. Common sense replies, eg. "One is a state. The other is a foodstuff." 3. "I've heard that joke before." Anyway, so my brother-in-law writes and says he's got a new place to live. A renovated ant hill. Literally, he says. Due to some property law loophole, all the ants were evicted and so he's moved in. Two ants managed to avoid eviction and he says he can still hear them every night, weeping for the queen. |
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