2002-01-30 3:50 p.m. I am full of good ideas. Good money making ideas. Capitalism is, to me, like an ice cream cone. And I have a tongue that can detach from the bottom of my mouth and roam freely, like a hungry wolf with its ribs showing, all appetite and sharp teeth, except without the teeth, because it's a tongue. A hungry tongue. Hungry for money/ice cream. Today's brilliant idea is this: computer programs that can imitate our beloved dead relatives. If that can't be done, then maybe I'll invest in lucite. Giant smoking vats of plastic, into which you introduce the deceased relative of choice. Then stick 'em in a favorite corner, or lean them against their old rocking chair and every time you enter the room, the good memories will come back to you. Are you looking to invest? |
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