2000-06-08 12:58:46 i'm not sure abou this frosty beverage i'm drinking this morning. -- check it! not only has I'm Special @ Diaryland updated, but it now also features a SUPER SWANKY INDIE ROCK THEME SONG!!!!!! you can check it. it was envisioned and created by KIM. it's seriously so good. you will keep listening to it. you will add it to your playlists on your computer. you go to sleep and dream about this song. you will wonder how their can possibly be war and strife and hardship in the same world that contains such a beautiful song as this. it does not seem possible. don't forget to send in your submissions to i'm special, please. we need your help. -- also check it! someone was looking for sexy nurses and got ME: ha ha ha. -- i was so disappointed in britney's tv concert last night. would it KILL her to actually SING a song? it's not like they're totally hard to sing and dance to at the same time. believe, i know. why do you think i do in the bedroom all day long? i'm the best britney there is. also, probably as a result of her lipsynching, when she does mime singing, she ends up doing this wierd duck-movement with her neck and head all the time. it's disconcerting. plus if she's going to fake singing, at least hold the mic reasonably close to your MOUTH. UGH. also, forget the fact that she's taken a page out of the choreography of michael and janet jackson, she's taken the whole books. she needs to CHILL with that shit. oh and PLUS. the people who do her REMIXES. whenever she performs live, whether it's an awards show, concert, whatever, her hits, which are perfectly fine the way they are, get these odd, spastic remixes. the people who are doing her remixes are probably the same people who do information architecture for salon; in other words: TOTAL IDIOTS. i love you, britney, this is just some constructive criticism. at least she did "don't let me be the last to know." it would have been nice if she "dear dairy" as well, but you can only hope for so much in this life. to sum up: while an hour spent with britney is always enjoyable, it was far from perfect. -- an idea: someone named dan who likes to lie a lot should have a diary named liarydan. liarydan @ diaryland i think that would be good. if someone starts a dairy called liarydan.diaryland.com, and maintains it for at least 3 months, logging no less than 4 entries per week, I will hereby send that person 3 Dollars American by US Mail. i guess it's okay if your name is not actually dan. but if a lot of entries focuses on lies you told each day, that would be cool. this is a serious offer, but it is void as fuck in guam. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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