2000-06-06 13:41:46 it's a Nor'easter out there today, diary. a "nor'easter" I guess is a kind of storm, where rain and wind figure prominently. I thought that was how all storms worked though. but no. this kind is different. maybe it means a storm with wind and rain figuring prominently, and occuring in new england. yes maybe that is it. i got to my office just, JUST as it was starting to rain. so HA. fuck you, nature. do you know what though, dairy? don't tell anyone, I don't know why I did this, because I like the rain, and I like walking in the rain a bunch sometimes (why yes! yes I DO enjoy pina coladas! thank you for asking! super!) but what I don't like is being in the rain on my way to work and then my pants are all wet all the day. so I sort of packed extra pants and socks today in my backpack. I felt stupid doing it, but I don't know, sometimes I like to be safe. you don't know me well, dairy, but I'm one of the most safety-conscious punks to every walk the streets. do you know that scene in amateur where parker posey and dwight ewell find edward all messed up in the place where they squat ("There's a dead guy in there." "Really?" "Yeah, he's got a chair tied to his foot." "HEY! Someone's tampered with my lamp!") and anyways they feed him some booze and get him up and running again, and then he's stumbling away and parker posey is screaming "YOU BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, OKAY HONEY??? HONEY ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY???" that's me. i always worry about the kids running on the sidewalks with their laces untied and their scissors pointed the wrong way. i'm always worried that people are going to get hurt because they're not being careful. I think those goofus and gallant kids from highlights magazine struck me in a really sincere and profound way when I was a youngster. it irritates the HELL out of me that I can't find ONE goofus & gallant website. come on, you internet nerds, i thought you made a page for everything. jesus. and i'm not talking about a "joke" "spoof" i want actual pictures and the original story lines. this one at least has pictures. it still is crappy though. no offense. hook me up with a goofus and gallant page, please. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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