2000-06-02 21:19:08 since I have NO FUDGING CLUE how to make a dropdown menu in flash and I've been trying all day, instead I shall write to you oh my dairy. the plan this weekend is drink a bunch of mead. we got a bottle the other day at the licka sto. i hadn't had any since well nigh in collge. it's very sweet, which satisfies. it's irish as fuck. mead is not just for breakfast anymore. with mead on a bagel you can have mead anytime. I like it. always drink in moderation though, kids. otherwise the parents will catch on. here's a conversation i had with my mom in high school, a year after I'd started drinking: mom: "do you know any kids who drink? you're not going to start drinking are you? do I need to start marking the bottles so I know how much is there?" me: "ummmmm. no." a friend of mine's parents would mark the bottles. so the kids drank halfof the gin, then refilled the bottle with water. (note: gin and water are the same color.) then the parents drank some of the gin and they thought it was terrible and must have gone bad or something, so they brought it back to the packy and got a free new bottle as a replacement. TRUE STORY! OR SO I'M TOLD! speaking of conversations with my mom, here goes one we had last night: mom: "I saw that Inside John Malkovich [sic] with Ellen this weekend?" me: "yeah?" mom: "there's a portal in the office? that leads into john malkovich's brain?" me: "yes." mom: "how stupid is that. idiotic." me: "what? you didn't like that?" mom: "how could that happen?" (in case you couldn't tell, my mom, god love her, is not big on the suspension of disbelief.) me: "how did you like that 7 and a halfth floor thing? pretty neat, huh?" mom: "it DROVE ME CRAZY. they were all stooped over. i couldn't stand to watch it. idiotic movie." me: "you don't think it was really new and interesting and raised all kinds of questions about fame and celebrity and the nature of consciousness?" mom: "yeah I don't know too much about that. that's your stuff." I was glad she didn't want to go into it any further than that, because I wouldn't have known what else to say about it. i knows what i likes, is all. this weekend i likes mead. oh buy dairy you might get lucky this weekend because unless i get the phone call i've been waiting all day for in the next 15 minutes, i'll SURE AS SHIT BE IN AGAIN TOMORRA. yay fun ok fudge this noise, i'm drinkin a beer. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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