2000-05-26 17:52:07 MUSTARD!!!!!!!! man I love mustard soooo much. mustard kicks ketchup's ass so bad. oh my god. they're like chilling in the fridge, and suddenly mustard's all "whatchoo lookin at, you tomato paste PUNK?" and ketchup's all "wha? wha? juh?" and mustard hops over and is like BAM! POW! KRAZAPPY! anything that you think might taste good with ketchup actually tastes better with mustard. veggie hot dogs. veggie burgers. veggie french fries. macaroni & cheese. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. macaroni & cheese with mustard is so damn good. holy moly. sweet mary mcgillicuddy. also cheese & crackers with mustard, boy. boy oh boy! I don't see why ketchup doesn't just hang it up. ick. seriously, I don't like ketchup. I've finally sworn off it. it's totally a crutch. it's a crotchy crutch. who likes that stuff? jerks, that's who. read this diary entry, and then insert mustard for Nikki and ketchup for Amy Mire, then you'll see what I'm talking about here. pretty poopey ass. I hope semi-sweet updates forever. holy smokes, dairy, I'm going to be gone til wednesday! you are going to miss the fudge out of me. maybe skeezix will let me do a quick entry at his house this weekend. daytrippin and dairylandin, yo!!!! out of sight! also! don't front on I'm Special! keep those suggested entries coming, peeplez! check it, i'm thinking that a good name for my new band might be: The New Car Smells pretty good, no? check the double meaning. it's like the NEW CAR smells, but also the new car SMELLS! hey HEY hey!!! i like my entendres like I like my lattes. poured out onto the sidewalk. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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