2000-05-26 14:00:27 this will be the summer of the frosty beverage, I can tell right now. I'm totally addicted, but I keep making the mistake of purchasing frosty coffee-type beverages with CAFFEINE in them. ow. it hurts. no caffeine from now on. ow ow ow. i'm allergic to caffeine. it's true. ow my damn head. oy. everything's spinning. but i feel like a total dork ordering a low-fat decaf frosty coffee drink. i'm like one of those triple decaf lowfat vanilla hazelnut latte with two spoons people. those guys. ow my damn head. I wish I had a little machine in my office that allowed me to make my own little frosty beverages right here by my desk. that would be the awesomest. i'd need an ice machine, a fancy drink blender, some straws, some flavorings. some equally exchanged coffee. I think if I move that bookcase... yeah I can do it. there should be room. otherwise the corporations that make frosty coffee beverages (hencefore "FCB's" i'm sick of typing it out) will totally own me. speaking of which, I had a nice little run this morning, and for some reason I started thinking about cigarettes, and for some reason, the more I think about smoking the angrier I get. I'm becoming so vehemently anti-smoking. it's so wierd. i'm not a moralizer or judging type person usually whatsoever, and I used to smoke, i'm not all holier than you fuckbags or whatever, but still. goddman those cigarette making bastards. we're totally taught that sure, smoking's bad, but sometimes you're so stressed out or emotionally harried that you just HAVE to have a cigarette. which we all know is bullshit, smoking constricts your blood vessels and does the opposite of calming you down, etc etc, but 100+ years of cigarette advertising showing smokers as cool, relaxed, at peace with themselves, totally secure and grounded entities has totally seeped in. ugh! this is a caffeine fueled tirade. but still!!! 20 white guys are billionaires because they convinced billions of people to put poison in their bodies. all tobacco executives should be forced to eat a big bowl of fiberglass and nicotine, that's what I say. and also speaking of nicotine and caffeine as drugs, i had a lovely conversation with my mom last night. because of my therapy and stuff i had all this paperwork to fill out about how emotions were expressed in my family, and which parents favored which kids, and who in my family is on what medications for emotional issues. and i didn't think anyone was so I left it blank and then jo-e reminded me that my mom is! so we talked and chatted. she's on medication for anxiety and depression and they totally work, man. she's way even-keeled. she said: "oh they work great, but sometimes I want to be off them. i don't like being a pill-popper." (how cute!) so i explained that taking medication for anxiety isn't quite the same as being a drug addict. and she said: "what medication are they going to put you on?" and i said, "well, we'll see. probably none." i guess my cousin said something about it that made her feel guilty for needing medication once. what an idiot. you can't swing a dead cat in my family without hitting someone full of inconsiderosity, and i don't care who knows it. you heard it here. and sorry but ONE more tangent, speaking of moms. i was one of the first people in the office this morning, and one of my coworker's MOMS called. her son wasn't in, and she had some "internet-related questions" so I talked to her for a few minutes. I guess she was taking some real estate test, and "they're doing everything over the web these days" she said, and it occured to her she didn't know what HTTP stood for! so i told her, and then she said "is there anything else about the internet I should know?" ummmm...? she said: "i know what "www" stands for." and I said, well maybe you should know that "ftp" stand for file transfer protocol. and she said THANKS! that's my good deed for the day! i'm done! k thank you very much & credits music: |
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