2000-05-17 18:48:19 I've been listening to britney's "dear dairy" all day long. it's a bad sign. but who does not love a song about diaries? no one I know. no one with a SOUL. there's this cat at work. (cat meaning person). his goal here seems to be to find the perfect setup for lounging while working. he's got his desk drawers pulled out and his cpu at odd angles so he can have his feet up. and he has some box under his keyboard. i'm not sure what that does. but it's like he has a goal, and the spirit of DIY moves him. I admire his stick-to-it-tive-ness. the stick-to-it-tive-ness-havers of the world should probably unite. or at least have a newsletter. is there a newsletter? there should be a newsletter. I do not currently receive any "newsletters." conversely, or maybe similarly, I do not really have what anyone would call "stick-to-it-tive-ness." what is the opposite of stick-to-it-tive-ness? give-up-too-easily-ness. I bet the Germans have a word for it. Lucky Krauts, they have a word for everything. Schadenfraude = "The experience of watching you trip and fall headfirst into the toilet was enjoyable to me." why are people so scared of toilets all the time? I am scared of toilets. I think amber is too. have there been any studies on the actual toxicity of everyday toilet water? is it as bad as we all ass-ume? probably it's not that bad. probably it's just a little bad. my friend stephen is not afraid of toilets, I don't think. one time when he was an undergraduate student, he was building something and had grease on his hands. he is the kind of person who hates having grease on his hands (like me) and so needed to wash his hands very badly. his roommate was washing his hands at the time however, and in the interest of being a dick he was doing it very slowly and wouldn't let stephen cut in. so stephen (this happened when he was an undergrad) begged him for some soap so he could wash his hands in the toilet. the roommate complied, as I think anyone would. who doesn't want to see that? I would have liked to have seen that. do I have any other toilet stories? no. i have lots of stories about gross bathroom stuff in general though. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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