2000-05-12 16:43:55 i'm soooo psyched for tofurkey tonite. holy smokes it's gonna be off the hook. it is going to be bananas. it's going to be official rek wicked. word of advice: the makers of the tofurkey product also offer tofurkey slices. you, gentle reader, would think that because i love tofurkey so much I also love the slices. WRONG, BITCH!!!!!!!!!! Git that shit outta the house of ymi. the secret of tofurkey is in the gravy. that's how come why it tastes so good. that and the stuffing. the slices come with neither gravy nor stuffing, hence, they are N.G.!!! also, i just like tofurkey because of how it tastes, but NOT because it tastes like turkey. turkey tastes like ass, so why would I want to eat a tofu and tempeh and wheat gluten approximation of turkey if it TASTED like turkey? i would not. that would be insane. tofurkey does not taste like turkey. you're thinking: "yeah, that's why I don't want to try it, buster." and i'm thinking: "yeah, that's why you're an idiot." tonite also i'm going to look for certain pictures in our photo albums that I need for a project. also i'm going to find the crazy glue and fix the cabinet, the picture frame, and the powerpuff watch. tomorrow i'm going to see dead prez. aw. aw. 1-2 1-2. uh. uh. all my dawgz. it's all love. before I leave i'm going to wipe this desk of mine the fudge down too, you know? the dust adds up. I gotta get up on that. i'm going to have to micturate in a few seconds. anyways. is the yes motion ideal this weekend or what's the deal? you know what i'm saying. ha ha. ho ho. oh my. kevi with an i thank you very much & credits music: |
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