2000-04-20 11:17:52 this thing that electrica is talking about today? it happens to me all the time too. how random that searching on google for peter pan buses brings you to not one but TWO dairylanders. odd stuff. today's entry is sparse and intermittent because i'm the only person in the damn office today who actually knows HOW to answer the phones. seriously. i'm not complaining, i'm stating a fact. this morning a coworker gave me a sonic lightning ball. it's the neatest loudest toy ever. it's so annoying. i love it. you throw it at the wall and it makes alien spaceship noises. how cool is THAT? i wonder who invented it. i'll bet the invention of teh sonic lightning ball went a little. something. like this. "Hmmm. People like bouncy balls. On a completed unrelated topic, they also like loud noises. Wait! That gives me an idea!" thank you very much! i have to make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands. my sonic lightning ball could conceivable be used for bad, not good. new topic. grocery shopping online. i signed us up for one of those places today. i tried to do some shopping. i very quickly realized that my grocery shopping depends entirely on knowing what the label for a particular product looks like. i have no idea what the brand names are for over half the stuff we consume. there should always be pictures. i want the cat food in the orange box. also: what category does peanut butter fall under? it's fun as fuck though, i have to say. it's like pretend grocery shopping. here's me: "ooo! wouldn't it be neat to have 2 of THOSE? because i'm paying with credit cards and someone else is doing the actual lugging of the bags up three flights of stairs, it's not like real shopping, so why don't i just go ahead and order whatever the fuck i think i want on impulse!!! yay for internet!" i like the phrase "here's me." i'm using it because i read this today. quote: "Here's YOU: I need to be honored. Does anyone have an award for me? I really deserve it." we would have also accepted "you're all:" and "you're like:" I forwarded someone a "funny" email today. i can count on one hand the number of times i've actually done this. that's enough for now. I just sneezed and my gum went flying. k thank you very much & credits music: |
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